From the hilarious folks at The BestWeekEver.tv:

Random Facts About Jews (According to Mel Gibson)

Now that we’ve established that Mel Gibson has long had an interest in Judaism and is capable of enlightening us with previously unknown facts such as “the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world”, we thought we’d see what else he knows about God’s chosen people, which is how we discovered the following list of Random Facts About Jews (According to Mel Gibson).

* Jews have secretly been trying to make candy and ice cream illegal.
* Jews don’t worship Jesus even though He’s God and they’re supposed to.
* Jews made that dude cut off Braveheart’s wang at the end of the movie.
* Jews made Lance Bass gay.
* Jews created Arrested Development just so they could piss us off by cancelling it.

* Jews don’t believe in Christmas. What kind of people don’t even believe in Christmas!?!

Note: Hat tip to Esther, Queen of Media, and Jewlicious.com
* This is satire.